The totally verified legend
He arrived at noon.
The sun clocked out.
Nobody knows where he learned that walk. Some say a roadside jukebox taught him. Others swear he emerged fully styled from a cloud of taco steam.
He orders one plate, leaves every room 12% more dramatic, and never explains the hair.
“Confidence is just good posture with better hair.”
TACOS FIRST.CONFIDENCE ALWAYS.EXPLANATIONS NEVER.
